The Republic of National Coalition Party is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.41 billion National Coalition Partyians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Law & Order and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong National Coalition Partyian economy, worth 160 trillion Salvadoran Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,800 Salvadoran Colóns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,601 per year while the poor average 11,188, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Harry Potter books are banned, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, organ donation is compulsory, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. National Coalition Party's national animal is the Turquoise-browed motmot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

National Coalition Party is ranked 281,746^th in the world and 10,594^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 274.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.